Shit happens regularly. Not just once in a while, no, it’s practically on the schedule. And Monday? Monday is the event coordinator. You open your eyes and the week is already tossing obstacles, plot twists, and random chaos in your path.
It’s almost like the universe has a Monday checklist: test your patience, bend your plans, and throw in a surprise or two just for fun. There’s no point fighting it, this is the natural order of the week.
Take a deep breath, roll with the madness, and remember: shit happens regularly, it’s just Monday doing what Monday does best. 8/11/2025
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