Human anatomy is a chaotic mess. It turns out that all boobs are not created equal. Some choose to sprout in places they definitely do not belong. Specifically the upper back region. These dorsal fat rolls create a confusing landscape for anyone just trying to navigate the digital world. It is a known fact that back boobs break brains during scrolls when reality shifts into a lumpy anatomical puzzle. Skin folds and soft tissue conspire to destroy logic. No amount of gym motivation fixes a gaze once it hits these posterior lumps. Physics just gives up. Some call it an optical glitch but it is really just unfortunate placement. There is no mystery. Just gravity having a laugh.
Seriously, one was enough. Too many, really. None would be better. When there is nowhere else for the fat to go, there it is, right behind them. Gross.