Girls getting goofy online show off their funniest faces in before and after shots that break social media’s perfect selfie routine.
Social media is full of perfectly posed photos, but sometimes the funniest moments come from pretty girls just being goofy online. These before and after faces remind us that not every snapshot needs to be flawless or serious. It’s refreshing to see people showing their real selves, silly expressions and all, instead of hiding behind filters or practiced smiles. Whether it’s a silly grimace or an awkward blink, these goofy moments add personality and humor to the endless stream of polished selfies. After all, social media should be fun, not a contest for who can look the most perfect. When girls share their funny before and after faces, it feels like a breath of fresh air that encourages others to loosen up and enjoy the chaos of real life. So next time you scroll, don’t just admire the flawless shots, celebrate the goofy ones too. They’re the real gems of online sharing.
You bitches need to never do two things: 1. Never let a man in whom you are interested see you without makeup, because you are all f**ing liars on the outside, and so presumably on the inside too. Your naturally hideous faces are no small lies – they are huge lies; 2. Take down all posts of you making your worst face, never take another photo of that face, burn all photos in existence of that face, and never, ever let any potential suiter see you make that face or see you without makeup. Egad ladies! That is why I only date women with little to no makeup on. The lies beneath the slathered-on makeup are generally whoppers. Oh, a third thing: Start dating ugly men because you ain’t kidding anyone for long. That coverup is going to come off at night, and you want to be with your match when it does, not some great looking fool who is bound to flee at first light if not first sight.