Honest truth is that you can tell a lot about a couple by their choice of dessert. While most people focus on the flavor or the frosting, I have started noticing a pattern. Some of these creations are so chaotic that they basically become wedding cakes that scream divorce before the first dance even ends.
It is like the baker and the couple joined forces to create a red flag you can actually eat. You see these matrimonial disasters and realize the marriage might be shorter than the sugar rush. Between the questionable toppers and the structural failures, these bridal bakes and marriage desserts are basically omens. If your centerpiece looks like a cry for help, you are not just cutting a cake, you are starting the countdown.
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