Sometimes, the best thoughts come when you’re doing the most ordinary things, like showering. Whether you’re rinsing off or just zoning out, your mind drifts to strange, funny, or unexpectedly deep places. It’s in these quiet moments that the weirdest ideas pop up, offering a fresh perspective or a quick laugh.
These are the thoughts you didn’t know were in your head until someone else said them and suddenly, they make perfect sense. Proof that even your daily routine can spark something brilliant or hilarious.
At Klyker.com, we’ve rounded up 19 funny shower thoughts that might make you laugh, nod in agreement, or rethink the obvious. 6/4/2025.
How about diving into some more funny shower thoughts?
#5: Income taxes are what the criminal government charges citizens for not locking the up them in prison. Taxes are also what the extortionist government charges people on a yearly basis to keep their own land and real property, whether the “owner” paid cash in full to buy it, or has already paid off the bank’s mortgage loans or not. Taxes are also what the criminal government charges if you want to take home and eat the food you have paid the grocer to purchase. Taxes are also what the self-serving leaders of the criminal cartel government charges, in addition to fees, if you want to go get your food in the wild on your own. In short, taxes are what we are required to pay if we wish to stay alive in this world.
#10: If you are even the least bit ashamed of your Nation’s history, then you are a controlling liberal freak (redundant, I know) who believes that he, but generally she believes has the right and the ability to direct the conduct of others (in a manner more perfectly compassionate and well, just more perfect, such as your own conduct) – except you get to be the one in control, because you are a miserable liberal lunatic (also redundant, I know) who knows everything and is always right.
#13: Wait, . . . What? You . . . don’t . . . . Nevermind. Me neither.
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